The Snap Count Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Pineiro. Pineiro does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Pineiro gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
76%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A used challenge flag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Pineiro's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.