The Shank Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Pineiro's stadium. Only over Pineiro.
- Pineiro scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
75%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Pineiro scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.