The Hamstring Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Pineiro goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
90%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Pineiro, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.