The Phantom Flag Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Pineiro is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
86%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Pineiro, Pineiro, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.