The Late Scratch Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Pineiro gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
83%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Pineiro scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.