The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“A mysterious flag erases Pineiro's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Pineiro trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
82%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Pineiro's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.