The Wide Left Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Pineiro gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Pineiro's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.