The Wind Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- Pineiro gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Pineiro's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.