The Wind Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Pineiro. Pineiro does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Pineiro scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
88%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Pineiro drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.