The Shank Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Pineiro is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Pineiro warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
77%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Pineiro's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.