The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Pineiro trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- Pineiro will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
92%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Pineiro, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.