The Wind Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Pineiro is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Pineiro warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
80%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Pineiro's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.