The Hamstring Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Pineiro is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
88%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Pineiro's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.