The Upright Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Pineiro gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Pineiro drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.