The Wide Left Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
- Pineiro gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
77%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Pineiro drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.