The Doink Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- Pineiro warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
90%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Pineiro drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.