The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
- The broadcast shows Pineiro on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
86%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Pineiro's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.