The Mystery Tweak Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- Pineiro tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
89%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Pineiro, Pineiro, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.