The Wind Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Pineiro is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Pineiro gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
88%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Pineiro, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.