The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.
- Pineiro kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
91%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Pineiro's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.