The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
- Pineiro is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
85%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Pineiro, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.