The Snap Count Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Pineiro is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
74%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Pineiro scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.