The Wide Left Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
- Pineiro gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
88%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Lions fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Pineiro's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.