The Doink Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Pineiro. Pineiro does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Pineiro trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
90%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Pineiro, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.