The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Eli Raridon
Eli Raridon · NE · TE
“Rookie Raridon gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Raridon's week
- Ref: "Number Raridon, that's a flag." Raridon: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Raridon is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
90%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Raridon, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Raridon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Raridon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Raridon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.