The Butter-Finger Hex of Elijah Sarratt
Elijah Sarratt · BAL · WR
“Sarratt gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Sarratt's week
- Sarratt is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Sarratt gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Sarratt's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Elijah Sarratt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elijah Sarratt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elijah Sarratt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.