The Mystery Tweak Hex of Elijah Sarratt
Elijah Sarratt · BAL · WR
“Rookie Sarratt gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Sarratt's week
- Sarratt is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Sarratt gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
85%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Sarratt's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Elijah Sarratt in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Elijah Sarratt is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Elijah Sarratt actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.