The Hamstring Hex of Emanuel Wilson
Emanuel Wilson · SEA · RB
“Wilson's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Fort Valley State's biggest rival.
- A mysterious flag erases Wilson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
75%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Wilson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Emanuel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emanuel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emanuel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.