The Phantom Flag Hex of Emanuel Wilson
Emanuel Wilson · SEA · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Wilson's stadium. Only over Wilson.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Wilson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Fort Valley State's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A used challenge flag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
Incantation
Wilson, Wilson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Emanuel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emanuel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emanuel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.