The Hamstring Hex of Emanuel Wilson
Emanuel Wilson · SEA · RB
“Wilson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Wilson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
91%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Wilson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Emanuel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emanuel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emanuel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.