The Phantom Flag Hex of Emanuel Wilson
Emanuel Wilson · SEA · RB
“Wilson breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Wilson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Fort Valley State's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Wilson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Emanuel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emanuel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emanuel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.