The Hamstring Hex of Emanuel Wilson
Emanuel Wilson · SEA · RB
“Wilson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Wilson is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
80%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Wilson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Emanuel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emanuel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emanuel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.