The Hamstring Hex of Emanuel Wilson
Emanuel Wilson · SEA · RB
“Wilson breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Wilson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
81%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Wilson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Emanuel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emanuel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emanuel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.