The Garbage-Time Hex of Emanuel Wilson
Emanuel Wilson · SEA · RB
“Ref: "Number Wilson, that's a flag." Wilson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Wilson gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
86%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Wilson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Emanuel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emanuel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emanuel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.