The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Emanuel Wilson
Emanuel Wilson · SEA · RB
“Wilson rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Coach says Wilson is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Wilson breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
86%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Wilson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Emanuel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emanuel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emanuel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.