The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Emanuel Wilson
Emanuel Wilson · SEA · RB
“Wilson rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Wilson gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Wilson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
86%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Wilson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Emanuel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emanuel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emanuel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.