The Late Scratch Hex of Emanuel Wilson
Emanuel Wilson · SEA · RB
“Wilson will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- A mysterious flag erases Wilson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Wilson's stadium. Only over Wilson.
74%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Wilson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Emanuel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emanuel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emanuel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.