The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Emanuel Wilson
Emanuel Wilson · SEA · RB
“The broadcast shows Wilson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Wilson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Fort Valley State's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Wilson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Emanuel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emanuel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emanuel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.