The Late Scratch Hex of Emanuel Wilson
Emanuel Wilson · SEA · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Wilson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Wilson breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
75%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Wilson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Emanuel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emanuel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emanuel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.