The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Emanuel Wilson
Emanuel Wilson · SEA · RB
“Wilson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Wilson gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
82%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Wilson, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Emanuel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emanuel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emanuel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.