The Snap Count Hex of Emanuel Wilson
Emanuel Wilson · SEA · RB
“Wilson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Wilson gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
90%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Wilson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Emanuel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emanuel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emanuel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.