The Hamstring Hex of Emanuel Wilson
Emanuel Wilson · SEA · RB
“Wilson's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Wilson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
73%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Wilson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Emanuel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emanuel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emanuel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.