The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Emanuel Wilson
Emanuel Wilson · SEA · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Wilson's stadium. Only over Wilson.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Wilson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
92%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A used challenge flag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Wilson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Emanuel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emanuel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emanuel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.