The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Emanuel Wilson
Emanuel Wilson · SEA · RB
“Wilson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Fort Valley State's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Wilson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
79%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Wilson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Emanuel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emanuel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emanuel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.