The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Emanuel Wilson
Emanuel Wilson · SEA · RB
“Wilson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Fort Valley State's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- The broadcast shows Wilson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
78%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Wilson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Emanuel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emanuel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emanuel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.