The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Emanuel Wilson
Emanuel Wilson · SEA · RB
“Wilson gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Ref: "Number Wilson, that's a flag." Wilson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Wilson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
89%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Wilson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Emanuel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emanuel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emanuel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.