The Hamstring Hex of Emanuel Wilson
Emanuel Wilson · SEA · RB
“Wilson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Wilson breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
81%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Wilson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Emanuel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emanuel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emanuel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.