The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Emanuel Wilson
Emanuel Wilson · SEA · RB
“Wilson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Wilson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
75%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Wilson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Emanuel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emanuel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emanuel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.