The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Emanuel Wilson
Emanuel Wilson · SEA · RB
“Wilson will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Wilson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
82%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Wilson, Wilson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Emanuel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emanuel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emanuel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.