The Snap Count Hex of Emanuel Wilson
Emanuel Wilson · SEA · RB
“Wilson will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Fort Valley State's biggest rival.
- Wilson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
90%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single tear from a Lions fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Wilson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Emanuel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emanuel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emanuel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.